129 Scuba Jokes and Puns to Liven Up Your Surface Intervals

Top Scuba Jokes and Puns To Make Your Dive Buddy Laugh

1.Why did the scuba diver cross the road? To get to the other tide.

2. I am feeling gill-ty for not diving more often!

3.I am hooked on diving; it is an eeling good time!

4.Just keep swimming; you are doing fin-tastic!

5.What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

6.Dive buddies are the best; they are always by your tide.

7.What did the ocean say to the scuba diver? Nothing, it just waved.

8.I think I have hit rock bottom – time for a scuba diving trip!

9.What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter? Jellyfish.

10.What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

11.I am shore you will love this dive spot.

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12.Life is a beach and then you dive.

13.Do not be koi, these scuba jokes are fin-tastic.

14.I am octopied with diving this weekend.

15.This dive spot is really making waves.

16.What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? Dam.

17.Let minnow if you are ready to dive!

18.I am totally tide down with scuba diving.

19.This reef is the sea-cret to a good dive.

20.The seaweed is always greener on the other side of the reef.

21.I have got a whale of a tale from my last dive.

22.What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A beer-a-cuda.

23.I will sea you later, I am going diving.

24.You are krilling me with these scuba jokes!

25.I have haddock enough of these puns.

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26.Diving is the best plaice to be.

27.Just for the halibut, let us go diving.

28.I am feeling a bit salty today.

29.We are diving in anemone territory.

30.If you need me, I will be in my shell.

31.Cod you believe how clear the water is?

32.This dive trip is off the hook!

33.It is a reef-reshing change of scenery.

34.What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Long time, no sea.

35.I am not crabby, I am just a little shellfish.

36.Let us not make this dive a big fish-take.

37.It is going swimmingly down here.

38.What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon.

39.Water you waiting for? Let us dive!

40.What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

41.I sea what you did there.

42.What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish.

43.This dive spot is really making a splash.

44.I would tell you a scuba joke about an octopus, but it is too tentacly.

45.I am diving into the weekend like a dolphin.

46.What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

47.You cannot tuna fish without proper gear.

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48.I have got plenty of fish stories.

49.Diving is the only way to really sea the world.

50.I cannot help being a little shellfish with my dive spots.

51.I am diving until the cows come home.

52.Whale, it is time to dive.

53.We are having a whale of a time.

54.Do not be such a blowfish, come diving.

55.Let us get to the bottom of this.

56.You are fin-tastic, let us dive.

57.What kind of music do fish listen to? Something catchy.

58.Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

59.This dive spot is the reel deal.

60.Let us dive into this fish-tastic adventure.

61.I am feeling like a starfish today.

62.You are shrimply the best.

63.Do not worry, be crabby.

64.I am diving because I am tide of everything else.

65.Let us kelp each other out down there.

66.What is a shark’s favorite sci-fi show? Shark Trek.

67.Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

68.What did the fish say to the diver? Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

69.This dive is offishally awesome.

70.I am about to have a whale of a time.

71.Fish are always up for a good tail.

72.Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?

73.We are on a mission to sea more fish.

74.Just clam down and enjoy the dive.

75.Let us take a shell-fie.

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76.I am diving to get away from it all.

77.There is an ocean of possibilities out here.

78.Just a few more dives and I will be hooked.

79.The fin-ale to my dive trip.

80.This place is a dive-in-the-rough.

81.I have got my eyes on the piesces.

82.What did the big fish say to the little fish? You are swimming in the shallow end.

83.Diving is my current obsession.

84.Water we waiting for? Dive in!

85.Sea you at the bottom.

86.Diving is a whale lot of fun.

87.We are in deep waters now.

88.This dive trip is going swimmingly.

89.I am totally sub-mersed in this.

90.What os a fish’s favorite movie? Finding Nemo.

91.These scuba jokes are kraken me up.

92.Let us make a splash today.

93.You cannot reef-lect on a better dive.

94.Fish you were here!

95.I will dive right into the weekend.

96.We are exploring a whole new world under the sea.

97.Let us have an in-cray-dible dive.

98.The seaweed is always greener in someone else’s lake.

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99.It is time to shell-ebrate!

100.I am totally hooked on this.

101.We are making some waves today.

102.Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

103.I am in my element when I am diving.

104.It is a fin-tastic day for a dive.

105.This dive spot is the pearl of the ocean.

106.We are having a reel good time.

107.I am not lion(fish), this dive is great!

108.We are diving to the depths of fun.

109.I am feeling bubbly about this.

110.Let us sea what we can find.

111.I am diving headfirst into this adventure.

112.We are in for a whale of a time.

113.This ocean view is to dive for.

114.I am diving into relaxation.

115.Sea you later, alligator.

116.I am dolphinitely excited for this dive.

117.We are diving up a storm.

118.I am diving my way through life.

119.I am feeling shell-shocked by the beauty.

120.This dive spot is the catch of the day.

121.This is one shell of a dive spot.

122.Let us make waves with this dive.

123.I am diving into the unknown.

124.What do you call a lazy crayfish? A slobster.

125.What is a fish’s favorite game? Salmon says.

126.We are diving into the big blue.

127.Let us keep things reel.

128.This dive is simply sub-lime.

129.We are diving into the deep end.

130.We hope these scuba jokes and puns brought a smile to your face, whether you are gearing up for your next dive or just dreaming of the ocean!

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